In the Mail

We got this in the mail yesterday.

First I was a little excited. Oh goody! Allies! 

But then I read a little more.

This group of Christians is raising money to help us. The help comes in the form of them sending us bibles. The logic is that bibles give comfort and hope. 

But this is how Christians try to convert us and if we don't convert they think of us as going to hell. Historically they have sometimes facilitated this process further by helping us move onto the next world more efficiently. 

Thanks for trying to help us. If you legitimately care about us, can you please let us tell how we want to be helped?